After five and a half years of traveling and living overseas, I’ve had enough.
I’ve been hiding it for a long time. But I don’t want to hide anymore.
I have decided to move back to the United States.
I’m looking forward to shopping at Wal-mart, eating at McDonald’s, and spending hours in front of the television watching reality TV.
But don’t worry, I’m going to blog about it.
My new blog can be found at jasminewillneverwanderagain.com.
From those of you from a non-fooling culture, this post was a big fat lie. I’m not actually moving back to the US (though I am guilty of watching reality TV sometimes). Check out more about April Fools’ Day on Wikipedia.
[I’d also like to apologize for the obnoxious collage in this post.]